WWDC Keynote Drinking Game

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  1. The Untouchable iPod

    The Untouchable iPod Member

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    What better way to enjoy the Keynote then getting hammered.
    The rules are simple take a drink (or how ever many specified) if any (or all of the following) happen.


    NOTE: DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS BECAUSE YOU WILL GET WAY TOO DRUNK AND COULD POSSIBLY KILL YOUR SELF. But if you must please do not drive (at least any where near my house, my family or me)

    Any way here we go:

    If Steve is in his signature black mock turtleneck and jeans, take one shot.

    If there is more than one Mac on stage, take a shot.

    If the Keynote is delayed or starts late, take a shot

    If ANY Coldplay song is played before the keynote starts, take a shot

    Now we’re onto the keynote itself. These apply to the entire keynote, front to back, and can happen a few times throughout the presentation.

    Every time Steve says “boom!”, "Gorgeous", or "Amazing" take a shot, every time (This Could Get Ugly).

    Steve takes a shot at Android, take a drink.

    If Steve talks to someone via iChat (on iPhone or Not), take 2 shots, every time.

    If Steve remarks that he’s “really excited” about something, take a shot.

    If Steve uses hyperbole, like saying “this is the best thing we’ve ever created at Apple”, shoot.

    If Steve mentions Apple’s dominance in any industry (wireless phones, laptops, MP3 players, whatever), take a drink.

    Now that we’ve got the preamble out of the way, let’s get on to the meat: announcements.

    If Steve announces something that makes the audience groan in anti-Steve concern, like another iPhone price drop, that’s two shots.

    If Steve announces a new partnership with any company — games, hardware, services, etc. — that’s a shot.

    If a CEO/CTO/CIO or other top exec from another company shares the stage with His Steveness, that’s two shots.

    If iTunes.com in announced, that’s three shots. Don’t play this game on an empty stomach.

    If Phil Schiller is on stage (or on iChat), that’s a shot.

    If an update to AppleTV of any kind is announced, that’s three shots.

    And lastly, the thing we’ve been waiting for, if Steve announces the same iPhone as seen on Gizmodo, take a shot. Or If it is completely different or not even announced well, finish the bottle and have a nap. You’ve earned it

    EDIT: Forgot the best one of all. If Steve Balmer is there and presents something on stage then go ahead and drink every bit of alcohol you have in your possession
  2. J-Phone

    J-Phone Active Member

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    You do most of the people who come here are under 21?
  3. Flea

    Flea New Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahaa
  4. exit1010

    exit1010 Well-Known Member

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    You guys. When he mean shot. He meant to buy yourself Apple juice, Sparkling Cider or Apple Cider and take that shot.

    I will do this with my apple juice in my house.
  5. Flea

    Flea New Member

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    Yeah... APPLE juice.
    Pun intended.
  6. The Untouchable iPod

    The Untouchable iPod Member

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    Dude its a joke plus if they really wanted to do it they could us apple (haha double meaning) juice and have a wonderful time

    also i think you mean "You do REALIZE? ...." instead of "You do most..."
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    Appman Community Development Staff Member

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    This is pretty cool. Maybe I'll try...

    (with juice of course)
  8. Flea

    Flea New Member

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    Most of the users on here probably haven't played a drinking game in their life.
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    cjschriver3 New Member

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    i am 36 years old and i'd be not feeling very well after this game
  10. MrDodi

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    I'm in and doing it with a Bottle of Captain Morgan

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