White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Recall Alice When she was just small When men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Alice I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the door knob said: "FEED YOUR HEAD!" You may ask, what does this song have to do with Jailbreak? In a way. The current Jailbreak situation is like the Alice in Wonderland Story. No, I am not a pot head or druggie. I don't do LSD or Acid Trips. Though being a hippie would be cool. SO now, on to interpreting the song with the Jailbreak situation at hand. One pill makes you small, One Pill makes you Tall - This refers to the firmware. Small Pill = UnJailbroken iPod/iPhone (Little Features) Large Pill = Jailbroken iPod/iPhone (Lots of Features). Alice - People who have Jailbroken their iPods. "And if you go chasing Rabbits" - Chasing or Trying to Jailbreak And you know you're going to fall - You know the risks and know that if you screw up, you'll have to restore. "Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar, Has given you the call" - People who have Jailbroken through various methods, telling you to Jailbreak. "Recall Alice, When she was just small" - People who had their iPods/iPhones before they were Jailbroken. Ask them about their experiences when they were just starting out. "When men on the chessboard, Get up and tell you where to go" - People with their "Guides" and tell you how to jailbreak your iPod/iPhone. "And you've just had some kind of mushroom, And your mind is moving low" - You've just read the guide and now you're trying to follow it. "Go ask Alice, I think she'll know" - Go ask the people with Jailbroken iPods/iPhones and ask how they did it. "When logic and proportion, Have fallen sloppy dead" - When things start to stop making sense... "And the White Knight is talking backwards" - And people who can barely use proper english... "And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"" - And people start getting banned for Flaming and other various consequences... "Remember what the door knob said: "FEED YOUR HEAD!"" - Just remember. THINK FOR YOURSELF. READ PEOPLE READ. You can easily figure the jailbreak methods and your iPod/iPhone. Just take the time to read and pay attention to what you are reading and what you are doing on your iPod/iPhone. You may ask, why did I do this? Well.. Q: Were you bored? A: Yes. Q: Were you High? Drunk? A: HELL NO. Never been high or drank in my Life. Q: Is this a good song? A: HELLS YES.