White Rabbit

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  1. Teslanaut

    Teslanaut Well-Known Member

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    White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane

    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don't do anything at all
    Go ask Alice
    When she's ten feet tall

    And if you go chasing rabbits
    And you know you're going to fall
    Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
    Has given you the call
    Recall Alice
    When she was just small

    When men on the chessboard
    Get up and tell you where to go
    And you've just had some kind of mushroom
    And your mind is moving low
    Go ask Alice
    I think she'll know

    When logic and proportion
    Have fallen sloppy dead
    And the White Knight is talking backwards
    And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
    Remember what the door knob said:
    "FEED YOUR HEAD!"​


    You may ask, what does this song have to do with Jailbreak?

    In a way. The current Jailbreak situation is like the Alice in Wonderland Story.

    No, I am not a pot head or druggie. I don't do LSD or Acid Trips. Though being a hippie would be cool.

    SO now, on to interpreting the song with the Jailbreak situation at hand.

    One pill makes you small, One Pill makes you Tall - This refers to the firmware. Small Pill = UnJailbroken iPod/iPhone (Little Features) Large Pill = Jailbroken iPod/iPhone (Lots of Features).

    Alice - People who have Jailbroken their iPods.

    "And if you go chasing Rabbits" - Chasing or Trying to Jailbreak

    And you know you're going to fall - You know the risks and know that if you screw up, you'll have to restore.

    "Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar, Has given you the call" - People who have Jailbroken through various methods, telling you to Jailbreak.

    "Recall Alice, When she was just small" - People who had their iPods/iPhones before they were Jailbroken. Ask them about their experiences when they were just starting out.

    "When men on the chessboard, Get up and tell you where to go" - People with their "Guides" and tell you how to jailbreak your iPod/iPhone.

    "And you've just had some kind of mushroom, And your mind is moving low" - You've just read the guide and now you're trying to follow it.

    "Go ask Alice, I think she'll know" - Go ask the people with Jailbroken iPods/iPhones and ask how they did it.

    "When logic and proportion, Have fallen sloppy dead" - When things start to stop making sense...

    "And the White Knight is talking backwards" - And people who can barely use proper english...

    "And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"" - And people start getting banned for Flaming and other various consequences...

    "Remember what the door knob said: "FEED YOUR HEAD!"" - Just remember. THINK FOR YOURSELF. READ PEOPLE READ. You can easily figure the jailbreak methods and your iPod/iPhone. Just take the time to read and pay attention to what you are reading and what you are doing on your iPod/iPhone.


    You may ask, why did I do this? Well..


    Q: Were you bored?

    A: Yes.

    Q: Were you High? Drunk?

    A: HELL NO. Never been high or drank in my Life.

    Q: Is this a good song?

    A: HELLS YES.
  2. tootricky

    tootricky New Member

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    well at least this post is different. +1 for that.
  3. Teslanaut

    Teslanaut Well-Known Member

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    Haha, thanks. Did you read it though? It does make sense.
  4. Noons

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    You should give alcohol or weeed a try.
  5. tootricky

    tootricky New Member

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    nah, intoxicants are all so overrated. Although mines a red wine if you are offering.

    But that song is sooooo about LSD. I've had a trip just like that!

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