This is How You Enter the App Store

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  1. Teslanaut

    Teslanaut Well-Known Member

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    • This is how you enter the App Store.
    • And this, is how you browse over a thousand new apps.
    • And this is how you download one, right to your phone.
    • What we DON'T Tell you, is that it takes at least 2 Minutes to download and install your App. Though we make it look like it happens in 1 Second and that it takes 1/2 a second to get directly into the Gameplay.
    • And this is when you realize. This is going to change. Something?
  2. gojohnnyboi

    gojohnnyboi Well-Known Member

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    i like this one
  3. Gitykins

    Gitykins Banned

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    This is where we make it look like Cro-Mag supports portrait mode.
  4. flyingguitar

    flyingguitar Active Member

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    the next commerel is going
    To be something like this.

    • This is how you walk into an apple store
    • And this is how you take out your wallet
    • And this is how you give us money
    Or something similar

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  5. tinyman392

    tinyman392 Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Or this:
    -This is the brand new Apple App Store.
    -It's part of iTunes, but we made it a separate app anyways.
    -Here is the vast number of over 1000 apps in the Apple App Store.
    -Here's the three-forths of them that are crapware.
    -And here's the 1000 dollar app that was released and taken down... vast glory!
  6. Teslanaut

    Teslanaut Well-Known Member

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    Or Or Or:

    • This is what happens when you walk into an Apple Store with a Microsoft Zune.
    • This is how you get massacred by Apple Store users cutting you repeatedly with the sharp edges of the iPod Touch.
    • This is how iPhone users mutate you with the radiation repeatedly emanating from the 3G Chip, BlueTooth Chip, and Wifi Chip.
    • This is why you NEVER go into an Apple Store with a Zune unless you are prepared to DIE!.
  7. Tman47

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    because cro-mag rally can be downloaded within 3 seconds over 3g
  8. specialsyco

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    or or or or:

    i just wanted to say or or or or
  9. Steaps

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    Don't forget the annoying call in the middle of your game.
  10. BroadStBullies

    BroadStBullies Well-Known Member

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    I saw this commercial earlier today. I liked it.

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