The Office Quotes

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  1. troublesome_killa

    troublesome_killa Member

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    Dwight is my favorite character and this part with him and stanley always makes me Laugh

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    Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Schrute bucks?
    Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
    Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
    Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

    And did you know that One Schrute buck equals to 1-100th of a cent

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    murphmanny Banned

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    i watch office sometimes
    i love dwight
    he's hilairous
    funny show
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    One of my favorites is in the episode Andy proposes to Angela (forth season finale):

    Holly: I was going no where in [insert where she used to work]. It was easy to get in but impossible to ride up
    Michael: (softly) that's what she said.
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    The whole prison mike part (season 3, the convict)
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    I love that show, I can't wait to see this weeks episode. Dwight and Andy.

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    My sig.

    I LOVE "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious"
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    iamkewl Banned

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    Thats what she said.
  10. mmitt

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    It's whatever Dwight's rules song is. Someone correct me if I'm wrong:
    Know your rules
    You better know your rules
    Or a bear will eat your face
    ARR ARR ARR

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