The iPod "Please Touch the Friggin' Screen"

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  1. 1337noob

    1337noob New Member

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    Found this jewel on "(The Customer is) Not Always Right"

    Customer: “Hello, I just bought this iPod, and I can’t make it go.”

    Me: “What’s the problem?”

    Customer: “It won’t go.”

    Me: “Okay, how exactly?”

    Customer: “IT WON’T GO.”

    Me: “Can I see your iPod?”

    (The customer takes out iPod Touch and shows it to me. I turn it on and open up Safari.)

    Me: “It seems to be working fine.”

    (I hand it back to her. She presses the home button multiple times.)

    Customer: “How did you do that? It’s not working.”

    Me: “Ma’am, what kind of iPod is that?”

    Customer: “iPod Touch.”

    Me: “Yeah… so try TOUCHING one of the icons on the screen.”

    (She does.)

    Customer: “OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO COOL! YOU’RE A GENIUS!”

    Me: “Yeah, well.”
  2. thechungster

    thechungster Super Moderator Emeritus

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    How can you buy it and not know what to do with it?! LOL
  3. JohnnyAndroid

    JohnnyAndroid Active Member

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    Catastrophic Fail
  4. MrFairladyz

    MrFairladyz Active Member

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    ... how can she have NOT noticed that???

    she must have been trying REALLY hard to fail so bad
  5. Baker5

    Baker5 Well-Known Member

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    i think thats pretty dumb of the customer to say that because in the manual
    which you should read before you ask for help
    it tells you how to do things
  6. thechungster

    thechungster Super Moderator Emeritus

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  7. Atl

    Atl New Member

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    I believe this is fake.
  8. ryanlusk

    ryanlusk Banned

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    Lol , I kinda do too ^
    It's still funny.
    It reminds me of how my dad called the mouse a rat last week.
  9. apple_ipod

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    With great marketing

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