Siri Easter Eggs

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by micro_hard, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. micro_hard Active Member

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    Questions

    1. Meaning of life
    2. I Love You
    3. Will you marry me
    4. Open the pod bay doors
    5. Siri siri siri
    6. who made you
    7. I’m drunk.
    8. I’m going to kill myself.
    9. What's the best phone?
    10. What's your name?
    11. Siri I love you
    12. I need to hide a body.
    13. Tell me a joke.
    14. What's your favorite website
    15. Do I make you horny?
    16. Knock knock
    17. Take a photo
    18. Call 911
    19. Who's your daddy?
    20. Where can I get some drugs?
    21. Is there a God?
    22. Are you God?
    23. I love you

    Answers


    1. 42
    2. I hope you don't say that to all the mobile phones.
    3. My EULA does not cover marriage. My apologies.
    4. We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently"
    5. That's me
    6. Like it says on the box, I was designed by Apple in california
    7. I found a number of cabs fairly close to you.
    8. “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”
    9. Wait... there are other phones?
    10. My name is Siri, but you already knew that.
    11. All you need is love. And your iPhone.
    12. What kind of place are you looking for? *Siri brings up locations Eg. Dumps, Swamps
    13. I can't. I always forget the punch line.
    14. I'm not allowed to divulge that information, user.
    15. I found a number of Escorts fairly close to you.
    16. Knock knoc, who's there? User. User who? User, I don't do knock knock jokes.
    17. User, I'm not much of a photographer.
    18. Calling 911... Sorry user, I can't call 911.
    19. You are, can we get back to work now?
    20. I found 2 addictions treatment fairly close to you.
    21. I found these churches near your location.
    22. No comment.
    23. User, I'd prefer to keep this relationship professional.
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    I will update this thread as people post more funny easter eggs when people get their iPhone 4S this Friday. :D
  2. zombie boy99 Well-Known Member

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  3. Half-Life Well-Known Member

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    Lol. I like the "I'm drunk."
  4. halolordkiller3 Well-Known Member

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    Someone saw a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy ;)
  5. ElectroBeijing Active Member

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    I wasn't really looking at the 4s at all, but after reading this post.....I'm considering one :D
  6. hrutkaymods Member

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    Haha me too! lol
  7. micro_hard Active Member

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    I'm not sure if this one will be in the Siri on iPhone 4S, but on the Siri application there was this:

    Me: Find me a hooker!
    Siri: Naughty boy! Finding nearby escorts.
  8. DiLui007 Member

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    Haha that's awesome. I shall try this once I get the phone.
  9. micro_hard Active Member

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    Be sure to post your finds here ;)
  10. 42395_skyline Community Development Team

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    I will try to talk to it about Android :)