[REVIEW] Jared

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  1. spoonforknife

    spoonforknife Retired Moderator

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    Jared
    Jared is a fantastic free application from Freeverse, Inc. on the App Store. It is in the Entertainment section.

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    When you first start off in Jared, a black splash/loading screen pops up. After a few seconds, maybe 5, a yellow smiley face appears in the middle of the screen, and the strumming of a Spanish guitar starts.

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    After a few seconds, Jared begins to move his mouth to no particular rhythm neither does his mouth movements have any correlation to the song lyrics. The lyrics are also in Spanish, and are incredibly bad, sounding like they were recorded in somebody's basement one night when they were bored.

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    Nevertheless, this got me cracking up, and when the song finally stops, it loops and starts again, for hours of endless fun! Jared is possibly the most useless application on the app store, but hey, at least it's free.

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    SCORE
    10/10 : Stable, sexy, and does exactly as described.
  2. BadguinEater

    BadguinEater New Member

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    0_o rep?
    u wat

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    he gave him an inviso-rep
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    On Christmas he sang a Christmas song and wears a Santa hat.
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    Wow, that's incredible!

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    You know what's really amazing? Bumping a 5 month old thread to report this...wow...
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    haha im only downloading this because my name is JARED
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    Just curious , but how do you guys find these super old threads so easy ?
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    I know, if they're not smart enough to locate the date of the threads then how do they even find the Search button

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