REVIEW: Cute Asian Girls

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  1. Akiyama Mio

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    Please read the bottom first.​

    Price: .99c [For a limited time only!]

    Version: 1.0.1 (iPhone OS 3.0 Tested)

    iTunes Store link: Cute Asian Girls

    Developer: Stuck Pixel, Inc

    Cute Asian Girls come with hundreds of photos of the most beautiful asian girls you will see*. Want weapons? They got weapons. Want schoolgirls? They got schoolgirls. Want an unusually short asian with uncared for teeth eating squid? Er...I don't think they have that, you freak.

    *StuckPixel Inc is not responsible for any injuries during the viewing of this app. We suggest KY, but you can use any brand.

    How does it work?
    The interface is quite simple. The various buttons allow easy navigation throughout the app, easily pressed with one hand. The application opens up with a provacative introduction screen, then your faptastic needs begin to show themselves.

    The pictures display themselves in a 2 rows, 2 pictures for each row. Clicking on each picture will display in bigger and give you a link. You also have the options to rate each picture and download it as well.

    One problem various people have with the application though, is that technically, the images are "stolen". It fetches images from Flickr, various blogs and other websites. It is believed that the developer doesn't have the correct license or permit, or whatever the heck you'd need to fetch images for money. I don't think this is a good enough reason not to purchase the application though, I'm surprisingly not disappointed in it.

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    By now, you'll be fapping so hard you can't hear the "p" in fap.

    Whoa-o-o! I found an image a want to download. I download it by pressing the obviously placed "Download" button! You are then given the option download in High Resolution or Standard Resolution. I, of course chose high resolution. Downloading took about two seconds, which was quite surprising.

    Also, using 3.0's awesome API's, you can also copy/paste image into emails and texts. Texting the images won''t work until AT&T works with MMS, or you have the patch/bypass thing.

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    Ratings
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    Now, my personal ratings.

    The app does have is just as promised, pictures of cute asians girls. Whether is be weapons or schoolgirls, it'll be there. It's kind of hard to rate an app that displays pictures, so I'll rate based on the following. The pictures are already at a very high quality, and are downloadable for even higher. The quantity of pictures is more then 20 truckloads. The "cuteness" of most of the pictures are quite..interesting ;\.

    That's pretty much it. I now have something to do in the planes bathroom.





    Oh god, that was horrible. I take that back, bleh.

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    LOL. This was all a joke people

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    yo just gt troled! If any of it really violates rules, tell me.

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    It's a joke, again, though.
    EDIT: I just realized how bad this review is. LMAO.

    I'll be reviewing Chicken Studios MyBasket and various other apps next. ^-^

    EDIT: Added copy/pasting images.

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  2. Led

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    Hardy har har! Shoulda gone with Asian Boobs though.
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    *nosebleed*
    Thank you so much. I nominate this for review of the lifetime.
    :B
    Off to buy this app~
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    Fills me with disgust when I saw these apps in the App Store, while others are rejected.

    Good review nonetheless.
  5. Akiyama Mio

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    Got a promo code for this sucker though.

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    EDIT: Whoa whoa whoa! Forgot a thumbnail. Uploading.
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    NO! I already told you, that one's mine!
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    jedi mind trick ' this isn't the content we're looking for, move along'
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    LOL. Think of this as sort of, a review to show what apple allows that's not a dictionary consisting of the word "intercourse" ;P
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    studangerous Super Moderator Emeritus Staff Member

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    have spoon, will stir, and as we know Aki, you love to stir it

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    I'm more of a fork man myself...

    [awaits retort about forking]

    edit/ I'm yet to see an actual serious debate or attempt to record/reconcile Apple's ridiculous App Store selection/rejection polices on iPtF. I'm pretty sure no one agrees with them and no really truly understands them but bar weak stabs like this thread I see no one properly discussing them here (if that's your intention of course)
  10. spoonforknife

    spoonforknife Retired Moderator

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    I think I love you. Incredible review.

    You have a great style, that's interesting, creative, and almost reminiscent of the flair of podpodtuchmastur. Keep it up.

    EDIT: I'm not joking.

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