Now, I know a bunch of you people are gonna say "geez just search it it happens all the time", but this is different. Just hear me out and help me out. I was walking down the street a few weeks back and found an iPod Touch. I picked it up and tried to find the owner. I couldn't. Nobody claimed it, it won't turn on, no engravings, nothing. So, I figured why not just try to get it going myself. I took it home, downloaded a firmware, plugged it in, you know the deal. I tried to set it into DFU mode. No luck. It didn't make any beeping noises or whatever on my computer when I plugged it in. It's not showing up in iTunes. Everything I've tried doesn't work. So, if this is a tl;dr: wat do?