Musclenerd raps!

Discussion in 'iPod touch 2G Jailbreak: redsn0w, 24kpwn, etc.' started by hakk79, Jan 19, 2009.

  1. hakk79

    hakk79 Well-Known Member

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    This is dedicated to all the noobs/stalkers that can't get enough of Musclenerd and the rest of the Dev team...

    Inspired by aprosamurai.

    Please do not flame! This is just a SNL type parody of my original thread: http://www.ifans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133141


    Lets do this dance.


    Musclenerd:

    Hey yo, this is Musclenerd and you should know,
    I am hunched over my laptop working on red and yellowsn0w
    But what makes me want to take a break
    Is these noobs that hate hate hate
    Going on my twitter account, harassing me
    Jesus christ, can't you noobs see?
    Redsn0w is a hard process, and it makes me tick
    If I don't do it right, your shiny iPod will be a brick

    Woah this is redsn0w
    And really don't you know
    that you should not leave yet
    from ipodtouchfans you know
    your iPod 2G will be jailbroken
    so we just are letting you know
    don't hit that Log out button, because if you go...we will know

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    Bugout:

    Hey this is bugout and I don't know why
    I told Kiks52 to gfy
    I mean, just fyi
    Maybe I was mad, and slightly sad
    that our first exploit started to drive us mad
    But don't worry, we are in no hurry
    Just sit down and eat some chicken and curry
    Ok, that sounded weird I know
    Time to get back and work on some redsn0w!

    Woah this is redsn0w
    And really don't you know
    that you should not leave yet
    from ipodtouchfans you know
    your iPod 2G will be jailbroken
    so we just are letting you know
    don't hit that Log out button, because if you go...we will know

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    Planetbeing:

    So this is planetbeing, reporting here
    That us the dev. team really care
    About not just iPhone 3G owners but you too
    Without the iPod touch Apple would be doo doo
    Ok, maybe not, but I will tell you what i've got
    A pocketful of redsn0w in my terminal pot
    Ready to exploit your 2G iPod touch
    With this release you will love us so much
    There might be some bricks, some bugs, some cries and some hugs
    But us the dev team are always here
    So don't worry because we have your back
    Noobs just leave us alone, and we will have the first working hack
    And just so you know, never go
    To websites that sell redsn0w for dough

    Woah this is redsn0w
    And really don't you know
    that you should not leave yet
    from ipodtouchfans you know
    your iPod 2G will be jailbroken
    so we just are letting you know
    don't hit that Log out button, because if you go...we will know

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    I totally screwed myself over, but I have my flame/ don't care suit on. This is a slight joke on myself like hte Abcmsaj chronicles.
  2. fear_2670

    fear_2670 Banned

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    LOL, that's awesome.
  3. hakk79

    hakk79 Well-Known Member

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    I made it myself.

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  4. jlgm25

    jlgm25 Well-Known Member

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    Roflol. :dD
  5. SirTyler

    SirTyler New Member

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  6. fear_2670

    fear_2670 Banned

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    That's some talent.
  7. -Kerrigan-

    -Kerrigan- New Member

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    LOL dude that sucked

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    jk
    That was actually okay. At least it rhymed lol
  8. shortperson1026

    shortperson1026 Active Member

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    xD xD xD xD xD
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    Coasterboi New Member

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    Finally some originality on these forums! Bravo!
  10. hect111

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    hahahha cool

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