Mass Effect is the most embarassing release by a big publisher on the iPhone.

Discussion in 'iTunes App Store Games & Apps' started by kartel, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. kartel

    kartel Member

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    I had low hopes, but my friend refused to listen to me and bought it, so I tried it and it's lame. Imagine a Labyrinth game where the ball had legs and instead of holes there are these squatting dolls, and your ball shoots little pew pew lasers at them when you tilt and roll the ball near them.

    Utterly horrible. Don't buy it.
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    -tcq42- Active Member

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    So EA epically failed?
  3. TheClosetMonkey

    TheClosetMonkey New Member

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    People are forgetting that this was NOT supposed to be a game, it's an Interactive novel, and for £2.99 it's pretty good. It was never supposed to be a full blown game where it's main selling point was the gameplay.
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    Ohhhh!!...

    *Scratch head*
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    ahhhhh i hate the acceleromator just make a little joystick in the corner please!and the auto aim make this game so boring..... and all you do for all the battles are you go in a room, kill, leave and thats it i want like minigames, etc. ya guys kno what i mean
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    SumDaii Active Member

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    yeah, you guys need to know, it's a novelly-type game thingy. Not concentrating on gameplay.

    I'll still have to check this out.
  7. Functional Disorder

    Functional Disorder New Member

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    This is just a cash grab based on the name Mass Effect.
    Will still make a fortune based on so many idiots like your friend buying this and supporting this junk.
    Mass Effect is a game, and it's sold under the genre games, not books so it is still "false advertisement" if it's only supposed to be a novel style game...
    Either way, even as a novel, it's still crap!

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    Thanks for the Warning !
  9. jsmith44

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    yep this game was dissapointing
  10. matinsa2005

    matinsa2005 Banned

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    the acceleromator sux the guy doesnt move as i tilt the ipod it moves barely!!! they need to polish the game it lags alottttttttttttttttt!!!

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