I'm thinking about getting an iPod Touch for Christmas and had some questions. 1. On the "100 Things..." Thread, it said you could use your Touch as an Alarm. I thought the only way to hear sound from your Touch was through headphones? Or does the Alarm do something different to wake you up.... 2. Are there no monthly fees, or in other words, once you purchase the iPod Touch, you can use all of its apps through free wi-fi, right? 3.There's no possible way to hack the Touch to use it as a phone? But, you can use IM? 4. If there is IM, is it free to use? 5. I'm getting the 8 GB; how many apps, videos, and songs can that hold compared to the 16 GB? 6. If I have Fight Club on DVD, I can transfer the movie to my Touch? 7. Say I drop my Touch in the pool... Am I screwed, or is the Touch maybe water-proof and/or I can return it? Thanks in advance to the lady/gentleman who answers these beginner questions that have probably already been answered numerous times.