[How To] Make your own iMac !

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  1. SkylarEC

    SkylarEC Super Moderator Emeritus Staff Member

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    NSObject *shiny, *aluminum;
    [[Macintosh sharedMacintosh] setFeatures:&shiny, &aluminum, nil important:YES];
    IMac *skyMac = (IMac *)[[Apple alloc] initWithObjects:shiny, aluminum, nil]; 
    
    skyMac.delegate = self;
    [skyMac performSelector:@selector(fail:) withObject:skyMac.motherboard afterDelay:(NSTimeInterval *)fiveMonths];
    
    
    
    - (void)fail:(id)component { 
    [component  terminate:YES withoutWarning:YES];
    [component  stillWorks] ? [self fail:component] : return; 
    }



    I'm just sayin',,,
  2. crizh4x

    crizh4x Active Member

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    Are you drunk again?
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    Chicken Retired Moderator

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    Ok............ I have nothinh to say.
  4. SkylarEC

    SkylarEC Super Moderator Emeritus Staff Member

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    Nope, just ticked off that my iMac's motherboard died on Friday but because of the holiday the "Apple Geniuses" couldn't even order the new motherboard until later today.



    If you're referring to my error in line two, I can explain that. I typed all that out on my PS3--which totally sucked. There was no way I was going back to fix it.



    And for the record, as soon as I get the computer back, I'm changing it 's name from SkyMac to FailMac.



    ps,that is a great idea! I'm off to the Liquor Store!
  5. SkylarEC

    SkylarEC Super Moderator Emeritus Staff Member

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    Should I have posted this instead?
    imac skymac = (shiny + aluminum) * fail;
  6. gojohnnyboi

    gojohnnyboi Well-Known Member

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    shouldn't it be...

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    [[Macintosh sharedMacintosh] setFeatures:[NSArray arrayWithObjects:aluminum, shiny, nil] important:YES];
    just sayinnnnnnn
  7. Teslanaut

    Teslanaut Well-Known Member

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    Mine still works, no problems whatsoever. Had it since September of 07 I think? Whenever it came out.

    Everyone gets lemons.
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    ZunePod Banned

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    That must have taken you ages.
  9. crizh4x

    crizh4x Active Member

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    The better question is...why?
  10. Teslanaut

    Teslanaut Well-Known Member

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    I see why he did it. A Mac is a large investment. And, as advertising has shown, "It works". People always say that Macs work and are very reliable. Sometimes thats true, sometimes it isn't. Some people get faulty computers, which happens across all platforms. In this case, he wasn't so lucky. And that advertising betrayed him. He needed some place to vent. And he did so. On Twitter & Here with his PS3.

    He vented with something he's good & competent at, Programming.

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