You will need: 4 iPod Touches A cardboard box about the size of an iPad (white on the back) 1) Modify the firmware on one of the iPod Touches so that the screen is divided amongst all four of them. 2) Modify the firmware on the others so that they will display their part of the screen and that the home button on them is disabled. 3) Modify the lock screen on the iTouch in the first step. 4) Modify the firmware on all iTouches so that they can run iPad apps. 5) Change the word iPod to the word iPad. 6) Find a nice wallpaper that looks good on an iPad. 7) Glue the iTouches to the cardboard box. Make sure they are arranged so they make a rectangle. Also make sure the iTouch you dealt with in step 1 is at the bottom. 8) Put the Apple logo on the back of the box, then below that put the words "iPad" in Arial letters. Voila! You've just made an iPad. Now go play with it!