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Discussion in 'Introduce yourself' started by God__, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. God__

    God__ New Member

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    Hello. you all might have heard of me. I am God. I am a Fine Tuned, Supersonic Smiting Machine. In my free time I like creating Universes and knocking up broads.

    I just summoned my iPod to be JailBroken, and it was good. Now I am ready to breath life into this forum.
  2. bgizzle

    bgizzle Administrator Staff Member

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    i guess it's good to have you on our side

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    BryDeeC New Member

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    Wow, what an interesting introduction! Hello!
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    Evalocity7 New Member

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    Hmm..."God" can I have my 8GB iPod Touch turn into a 16GB? Or maybe even a 160GB if you could? Thanks.

    Lol, welcome to the forums.
  5. God__

    God__ New Member

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    I only help those who help themselves. In other words, go out and buy one.
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    Evalocity7 New Member

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    But then that would defeat the purpose of you helping the person in the first place...
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    ipodtouchlover New Member

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    god can you please let me have the new ipod touch 32Gb before september
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    Would it? Or are my ways just too mysterious for you? You give a man an iPod and he loses it instantly. You teach a man how to man up and buy an iPod, and he cherishes it forever, as every time he uses it he is reminded of all the hard work and sweat that went into earning that iPod.

    Also, the man appreciates the poon he pulls from the bars with his "iPhone" a lot more.
    Hint: Broads love entering their own contact information, trust me.
  9. AlexRADL

    AlexRADL Retired Moderator

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    Welcome to the forums god or should I say God.
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    Too True. lol.

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