iOS 3.1 Help!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. gamepro127

    gamepro127 Member

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    Okay so I have the flu. Not the H1N1 but the seasonal flu.
    Okay so I was sitting on my toilet crapping out diarrhea playing Hero of Sparta as always and I sorta dropped my iPod touch 3rd generation 32gb in the toilet with all the diarrhea. So I tried to get it out really fast but as soon as I put my hand in it got all wet. Now im scared. The iPod is still in the toilet with the diarrhea and my hand still smells like CRAP. My Mom freaked when she smelt my hand!

    Please help me! IDK WTF TO DO!!

    EDIT: Heres the results of dropping it in the toilet:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2Kek14-Ms



    EDIT: Yes, I got another 1. Bestbuy in-store warranty was nice as hell when I told the lady that I had the Flu and dropped my iPod while crapping. Already Blackra1ned jailbreak and has tones of games and apps! Re-downloading Cydia (rock) apps were hard though =/
  2. boomer678

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    Ok. I know how to get it out without getting your hands all smelly. Flush the toilet and the ipod will stay because of its weight and the poop will go down the toilet. trust me
  3. gamepro127

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    Okay, Ill try!

    EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    IT WENT DOWN!!!!!!!!
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    Well, I know this is not as constructive that you would expect of a response, but I would throw that thing out, that is so disgusting lmao.
    But you should take it out..
  5. boomer678

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    What? That sucks!!!
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    That sucks

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    sorry to hear that.. R.I.P. 32gb ipod touch 3g
  7. gamepro127

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    Omg my hand smells like crap ive washed it like 5,000 times and most of all my freaking ipod is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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    Maybe it got caught in the pipes.
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    Omfg i had diarrhea again but when i flushed it it dident go down and now my toliet is over-flowing and this crap is all over my floor and i cant stop it because i dont have a plunger!!!

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Its everywhere!!!!!
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    This is a some sort of elaborate joke, right? If this really happened, post proof. PICS.

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