Help please! This could be fun for some

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  1. tallbus1

    tallbus1 Member

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    Alright any experienced max users can help me here. Can anyone here tell me how to temporarily mess up a mac, quickly mess it up, and how to quickly fix it, not permanent, or major damage please, and no data deletion. Basically my sister is being a huge b*tch, and just got a new mac, she has no idea what she is doing, and I want to know how to screw it up temporarily so she doesn't know what to do. Nothing severe please, just funny, and agrravating for her.

    Thanks

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  2. steve19137

    steve19137 New Member

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    how about you delete all web browsers you can install safari again after wards. just download it online. delete any program that can be replaced. something that she uses often and something you know she will be pissed about.
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    Im not sure thats the effect Im looking for, Im looking for something like...persistant shutdowns, annoying popups, etc....
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    thechungster Super Moderator Emeritus

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    Good pranks up there^ lol. The invert screen will be the simplest but most effective one

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    You could always control your sister's Mac by using VNC or even use Remote.app and control her iTunes

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    You can delete the keyboard kernel extensions so that the keyboard, mouse, and usb ports won't work. But u can fix it. Happened to me once. XD

    Aren't I a bit harsh? I wanna do something like that on my brother's ipt2g!
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    Delete a kext. Then come back every day, deleting kexts as you go. For the ultimate showbanger, delete mach_kernel.

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    Wait kexts come back every day? I deleted the AppleUSBHub.kext and IOUSBFamily.kext and it didn't come back? Do I have to wait. I rebooted nce without the kexts and it was fine but then I went to bed and in the morning I booted up and it wouldn't work.

    Or you can try this fake kernel panic app.

    Unlike the original the shows some gay smiley crap, this one shows the actual kernel panic message. But you can still click to get out of it.

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    http://www.[PIRACY.mu].com/?d=X0DWQEEY

    And what directory is mach_kernel in?
  10. cocotutch

    cocotutch Community Development Team Staff Member

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    HAHAHAHAHA, My favourite (not listed) is to switch the Icons on everything with CandyBar. Such as, switch the Safari Icon to Photoshop and vice-versa.....REALLY EFFING ANNOYING when you get used to it and then it gets changed back.

    PRICELESS.

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