Greetings, fellow knights

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  1. Sir Lybyus Dysconyus

    Sir Lybyus Dysconyus Banned

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    I hath joined thoust cunde website. If thou reads the About Me section of mine profile, thou would know I was raised by uncivilized, heathen Vikings since the age of six. I knoweth my grammar is not as refined as some fellow knights but hopefully mine many campaigns against the heathenish North Men make up for any shortcoming in mine speech. I am in the great search of a damsel with a heart and milky bosums, as Lady Lybyus Dysconyus III has expired from a most foul case of the Black Death. If thou art of noble birth, endowed with bursting bosoms and a face that makes angels weep, I can offer you gems most desirous, a castle that makes the Dukes of Wales quake with envy and enough ladies in waiting to make Gwennivere catch color in the cheeks. I am also most skilled in the arts of coitus. I should also add there is still room to engrave your likeness on my plate mail chest piece below my “Heart Means Everything” script. I enjoy dragon slaying, drinking mead, and long walks on the beaches.

    God be with ye,
    Sir Lybyus Dysconyus
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    I love you.
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    Is thou a damsel, one of noble birth, with a heart blanketed underneath two great bosums?
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    What is this blasphemy?! Thou, a male, a fellow knight, expressing feelings of LOVE to me?
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    Eh. Bored now.
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    If thou art challenging me in hopes of rising from lowly squiredom to full fledged knight, there is but one forum, the Avalon Midsummer's Eve Jousting and Close Quarter Combat Tournament. I ask thee to register thy banner but I know thee will not as you are but a mewling kitten playacting at being a lion.

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