Gah! I've spent the last hour and a half trying to figure out what the hell was making an irritating beeping noise. It's one of those fake "Congratulations! You have won 11 trillion dollars from a Siberian King that died last Tuesday! You're not even Siberian and you're related! Golly Gee Golly! This is Not A Joke! Click Here!!!!!!" Could you please remove this ad/do something?