Funniest apple store chat!

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  1. awesome761

    awesome761 Banned

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    I just talked with the apple chat people and it iz sooo funny i made it! :

    You are chatting with Melissa B, an Apple Expert
    Hi, my name is Melissa B. Welcome to Apple!
    Good afternoon.
    how long will it take for this to ship all together?
    Your Cart This cart qualifies for Free Shipping Cart Items Quantity Item Price Item Total MacBook, 13-inch, White Part Number: Z0G7 2.1GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 4GB 667MHz DDR2 SDRAM - 2x2GB 120GB Serial ATA Drive @ 5400 rpm SuperDrive 8x (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW) Keyboard (English) / User's Guide Accessory kit Gift message: Add Remove $1,224.00 $1,224.00 Estimated Ship: 1-3 business days MacBook Pro, 15", Aluminum Part Number: MB471LL/A 2.53GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 4GB 1066MHz DDR3 SDRAM - 2x2GB 320GB Serial ATA @ 5400 SuperDrive 8x (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW) Backlit Keyboard (English) / User's Guide Accessory kit Gift message: Add | Create unique messages Remove $2,499.00 $22,491.00 Estimated Ship: 1-3 business days MacBook Pro, 17", Aluminum Part Number: Z0G6 2.6GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 4GB 667MHz DDR2 SDRAM - 2x2GB 128GB Solid State Drive SuperDrive 8x (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW) MacBook Pro 17-inch Hi-Resolution, LED backlit Anti-Glare Display Backlit Keyboard (Western Spanish) / User's Guide Apple USB Modem Apple Remote Final Cut Express preinstalled Aperture preinstalled Logic Express preinstalled Accessory kit Gift message: Add | Create unique messages Remove $4,214.00 $37,926.00 Estimated Ship: 1-3 business days Apple Cinema HD Display (30" flat panel) Part Number: M9179LL/A Gift message: Add | Create unique messages Remove $1,799.00 $16,191.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours Apple MagSafe Airline Adapter Part Number: MB441Z/A Gift message: Add Gift package: Add Remove $49.00 $49.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours MobileMe - Family Pack Part Number: BE038LL/A Remove $119.00 $357.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours Canon MX700 Office All-in-One Part Number: TN632LL/A Gift message: Add | Create unique messages Remove $179.95 $359.90 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours AppleCare Protection Plan for MacBook Pro (w/or w/o Display) - Auto-enroll Part Number: S3137LL/A Gift message: Add Remove $349.00 $349.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours iPod touch 32GB Part Number: MB533LL/A Engraving: Add Gift message: Add | Create unique messages Gift package: Add Remove $399.00 $798.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours iMac, 24-inch Part Number: Z0FH 3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 4 GB 800MHz DDR2 SDRAM - 2x2 GB 1TB Serial ATA Drive NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GS w/512MB GDDR3 Apple wireless Mighty Mouse Apple Wireless Keyboard (Western Spanish) + User's Guide Apple USB Modem iWork '08 Family Pack preinstalled Final Cut Express preinstalled Aperture preinstalled Logic Express preinstalled Accessory kit Gift message: Add | Create unique messages Remove $3,394.00 $30,546.00 Estimated Ship: 1-3 business days AppleCare Protection Plan for iMac - Auto-enroll Part Number: S3134LL/A Gift message: Add Remove $169.00 $169.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours AirPort Express Base Station with 802.11n and AirTunes Part Number: MB321LL/A Gift message: Add Gift package: Add Remove $99.00 $99.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours Epson Stylus Photo RX595 All-in-One Part Number: TQ387LL/A Gift message: Add Remove $129.95 $129.95 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours iTunes Gift Card - Silhouette - $15 Part Number: M9949LL/C Gift message: Add Remove $15.00 $15.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours iPod shuffle 2GB - Pink - Personalized Part Number: PB681LL/A Engraving: Edit Gift message: Add Gift package: Add Remove $69.00 $69.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours Monster iFreeplay Headphones for iPod shuffle Part Number: TN073LL/A Gift message: Add Remove $49.95 $49.95 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours iPod shuffle 1GB - Pink (personalized) Part Number: PB811LL/A Engraving: Edit Gift message: Add Gift package: Add Remove $49.00 $49.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours Marware USB Travel Dock for 2nd Generation iPod shuffle Part Number: TL728LL/A Gift message: Add Remove $19.95 $19.95 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours iPod shuffle 1GB - (PRODUCT) RED™ Part Number: MB817LL/A Engraving: Add Gift message: Add Gift package: Add Remove $49.00 $49.00 Estimated Ship: Within 24 hours Rechargeable Battery - 15-inch MacBook Pro (aluminum) Part Number: MB772LL/A Gift message: Add Gift package: Add Remove $129.00 $129.00 Estimated Ship: 3-5 business days Belkin Component Video Cable - 6 ft. 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    How soon do you need them?
    tommowrow
    i am rich
    Great!
    Likely they would not be delivered by tomorrow though.
    this is a important military emergency based computer stock situation though
    If you are ready to place the order now, I'll keep this chat window open.
    we must have them for our country
    You will need to contact your assigned sales professional then.
    ok
    i have
    he siad that he will need a contract to sign from steve jobs
    Unfortunately I have no way to expedite your order.
    could we possible come to your factory where you make the products and load it on your plane?
    No. I'm sorry.
    May I help with any other product or order questions before you proceed?
    NO! WE NEEED HELP FOR OUR COUNTRY! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!
    The number for our Apple Business team is 866-277-3967. Account managers are available from 6am - 6pm (Pacific Time), Monday - Friday.
    May I help with any other product or order questions before you proceed?
    I AM CALLIN THEM NOW
    They are only in M-F.
    WE NEED THESE COMPUTERS!
    I NEED TO GET THEM NOW!
    DONT YOU ALL HAVE A STORE I COULD RUN UP TO?
    Then you have channels in the military you can go through.
    May I help with any other product or order questions before you proceed?
    FINE WE ARE GUNNA FLY OUR PLANE TO THE APPLE STORE AND PICK UP OUR COMPUTERS
    Sounds great!
    May I help with any other product or order questions before you proceed?
    IT WILL BE HISTORY FOR APPLE INC> YOUR STOCKS WILL BE VERY HIGH!
    WE WILL BE THE REASON YOU ADVANCE AS A COMPANY!!
    Okay.
    Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business.
    Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.

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  2. Totally 1337

    Totally 1337 Active Member

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  3. Baker5

    Baker5 Well-Known Member

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    well that confusing and funny
    but kinda dumb how they respond
  4. iPTF_BROWSER

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    Holy hell, too long, why didn't you just take screenshots?
  5. awesome761

    awesome761 Banned

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    uhhhhhh, good question.
  6. itouchmyitouch37

    itouchmyitouch37 New Member

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    So wait.. This "thing" from Apple is an actual person? Wow, big words much

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  7. MrFairladyz

    MrFairladyz Active Member

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    lololololololol
  8. Kingfield

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    LMFAO. funnier at the beginning when they thought you were serious.
    "How soon do you need them?"
    "Tomorrow"
    "I am rich" LOL
    "Great!" ROFL.
  9. andyt4097

    andyt4097 New Member

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    That was great!! I laughed pretty hard.
  10. sotaku22

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    I love how they go along with it

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    That is awesome, what country btw? When you said you were going to fly your planes over... i thought you ment to like bomb apple or something

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    LOL

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