Okay so here's my story about the App Store. First, I join an app store development team here on iPtF. I start working on my app that's in Cydia. Danny Soundboard and prepare it for submission to the App Store. It gets rejected for objectible content. Which I almost expected because it had a lot swearing in it. Email from App Store Review. Next app, was one that was also in Cydia, called Bob Saget Sound. Which was basically a button that said Bob Saget. That too got REJECTED, for MINIMAL USER FUNCTIONALITY. I mean come on, theres so many apps that do the same thing. Like fart buttons, whoppie cushions, thats what she said buttons... All that do the same function as my app, and it gets rejected. WHAT THE F. Email from App Store Review.