Apple to Hold Conference Call March 19th to Discuss Cash

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  1. News Bot iFans.com News

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  2. DarkAura17 Well-Known Member

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    Apple is rich enough to hire its own private military corporation to protect its interests.
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    What they should do is give me a cut of it.
  4. kona314 Banned

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    All the for sale signs on Mars just got taken down... Hmm...
  5. Fishman9809 Active Member

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    Improve the third world.
  6. ONLYUSEmeBLADE Well-Known Member

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    Buy Microsoft to piss millions of people off? That would be hilarious!

    Edit: Too bad their only planning to spend $100 billion. Maybe RIM? ;)
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    That would be incredibly stupid. Microsoft doesn't have anything Apple wants. And I'm pretty sure the government would make Apple sell Windows to someone else anyway.
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    For all we know, Apple will change the shape of the planet to their logo and rename it iPlanet
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    Oh my god. This has to happen. Now. I want this. Anything else that happens tomorrow will be disappointment.
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    Don't worry, I was just joking. ;)
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