Shut. Down. Everything. Infinity Blade has just been released. Here is the iTunes link, click it now, since I’m sure you don’t want to wait until you’re finished reading this post to download it. If you’re one of the few who do, in fact, live under a rock, here is a quick synopsis of the game:
For untold ages, the God King has ruled with an iron fist – his power is incalculable; his followers, legion. Now you must journey to the Dark Citadel to battle his Titans, one by one, until you face the tyrant himself. As it has been for all in your bloodline, this is your birthright – to free your people from an endless legacy of darkness. The immortal can be vanquished – but only if heart, mind, and steel are one.
The first mobile game powered by Epic’s cutting-edge Unreal Engine 3 technology, Infinity Blade takes handheld gaming to new heights with gorgeous visuals, adrenaline-fueled battles and advanced character progression in a fully 3D castle realm.
Infinity Blade features a “dynamic single-player campaign” and massive amounts of character customization. (Read: swords. Lots and lots of swords.) It’s available for the iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPad, and iPod Touch 3/4G for $5.99.
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